"A TALE OF TWO GEORGES - CUSTER v. BUSH

Or, How to Decide between two self described “Deciders”

George Custer	George Bush
Liked to dress up in extra fancy military uniforms	Likes to dress up in fancy uniforms inappropriate to the occasion
Fought to get into combat	Fought to stay out of combat
Won lots of medals in wartime	Won a country club golf tournament in wartime
Was afraid of no man	Is afraid of Cindy Sheehan
Loves the Press	Doesn’t like to be Pressed
Had golden locks	Gets gold from supporters
His boots had horse droppings on the outside	His boots have a horse dropping on the inside
Had heroic brothers equally admirable	Has brothers
Made one truly stupid combat decision	Making lots of truly stupid combat decisions
Got a few hundred of his troopers killed and maimed	Got tens of thousands of his troops killed and maimed
Wanted to be President, but got what he deserved for his stupidity	Wanted to be Emperor, but got elected President despite his stupidity