"WHO'S WORSE - OSAMA THE FIRST OR GEORGE THE SECOND?

A Competition of Cowards

Osama	Bush	Winner
Hates all Americans	Only hates the Liberal Democrat half	Osama
Fears Democracy	Fears free elections	Tie
Only speaks at small meetings surrounded by zealous devotees	Only speaks at large meetings limited to zealous Republicans	Tie
Uses video tapes in lieu of press conferences	Plants fake reporters at press conferences	Bush
Wants to destroy America’s economy	Is destroying America’s economy with debt, trade deficits, joblessness and huge borrowing from the Chinese	Bush
Want to break up all of America’s alliances	Has already broken up most of America’s alliances	Bush
Seeks to blow up enemies and innocent civilians alike with unsophisticated improvised explosive devices	Seeks to blow up enemies with jets, guided missiles, and Karl Rove security leaks. Civilians are mere “collateral damage”	Bush
Is a proven coward hiding out in wartime	Is a proven coward who hid out in wartime and on September 11	Tie
Sends others out to die for his ego	Sends others out to die for his ego plus oil	Bush
His soldiers die by choosing to blow themselves up	His soldiers die because they are blown up thanks to him not providing armor or enough troops	Bush
His army is being slowly decimated as they blown themselves up	His army is being rapidly decimated because fewer and fewer are willing to reenlist	Osama
His long range plan is to make Islam triumphant	He has no workable long range plans perhaps expecting the Rapture before any are needed	Bush
Doesn’t believe women have a right to choose for themselves on anything	Doesn’t believe women have a right to choose pregnancy or not	Osama
Laughs at our entire Constitution and Bill of Rights and wants to eliminate what this country stood for once upon a time	Likes at least the 2nd Amendment and has pretty much ignored or is eliminating the rest	Osama
Has spies throughout the Middle East	Has spies throughout America	Tie
Kills prisoners deliberately	Merely tortures prisoners and only kills some by gross negligence	Osama
Killed about 5,000 people	Killed about 50,000 but still bitter about his dad’s grander death total	Bush
Jubilantly Jihads	Capriciously Crusades	Tie
Launches surprise attacks on countries perceived as pro-Israel	Launches pre-emptive attacks on countries that had nothing to do with 9/11	Tie
Tells the truth about his real reasons	Has never once told the truth about his real reasons	Bush
Pretends to follow the teachings of Mohammad	Pretends to follow the teachings of Christ	Tie
He delusionally believes he is chosen by God	He delusionally believes he was chosen by Gob, but he was really chosen by the five Republicans on the Supreme Court	Bush
Is tall and rich and had everything given to him all his life	Is short and rich and had everything given to him all his life	Tie
Uses own money to support just his causes	Uses other peoples money and entire US Treasury to support just his causes	Bush
Expects to go to Heaven by making this Hell on Earth	Already is in Heaven (or a Fantasy Island Episode)	Osama

Ties - 8

Osama - 6

Bush - 11

We have a new temporary winner folks! Either way, the American public loses while these two compete.