2006/05/28

PROTESTING POLITICAL PUNDITS AND THEIR PRESUMED PROFUNDITIES

Or, Why We Shouldn't Read any Columns in Publications or Listen to Any Programs on Fox News, CNN, Etc. which Have Someone's Name in the Title

Every political pundit, whether promulgating in print or polluting the public airwaves, should come with a pre-warning label proclaiming:

“The following prolonged loud pronouncement is from a pompous, prejudiced, pandering, pre-emptive, presumptuous and certainly poorly informed prognosticator. It is likely to be hazardous to your pocketbook, your protections, your piece of mind, your progeny, and the population at large. Pay attention at your peril.”

Alternatively, maybe they could be forced to show a "box score" up front proving how many times they have been profoundly wrong or primarily hypocritical.

If nothing else, let's petition for a law requiring them to wear a scarlet letter "P" at all times so we can know who to avoid.

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